Commercial: “The last human on earth died today at 10:46 pm”
Liz: “BUT THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE ON EARTH THAN THAT!”
So, I let Liz play on my Minecraft account, and she had gotten lost and forgot where her house was, so she killed herself in the game to spawn back in her house. The game spawned her in a completely different area and said that her bed or new spawn point had been obstructed.
Liz: “I don’t even want to live anymore.”
Liz: “Toooorriii, Coach Whitley said I have an IQ of 68! Is that bad?!”
I was taking Liz to school the other day and as we pass a sheep pasture, liz shouts,
“HOMO FERENS SUM”
Liz: ” It means ‘I am Iron man’ in latin”
me: “So you shout it at the sheep?”
Dad walks into the kitchen to turn on the oven fan and make biscuits and gravy. This freaked liz out.
Liz: “Dad! Dad what’s that noise?!”
Dad: “What noise?”
Liz: “It…sounds like a fan.”
Dad: “Oh. It is a fan”
Liz and I were watching the movie Due Date with dad one night, and one of the guys asked if the Grand Canyon was man made and the other told him no.
Liz: “Wait….is it?”
After a commercial about a snake crawling on this woman, Liz says
“I wouldn’t let no stupid snake crawl all over me.”
Liz owns a python.
She finally realizes that she has a snake and says :”My snakes not dangerous! and he doesn’t count!”
Robert says : “Liz. Your snake is a python, one of the most dangerous familys of snakes on the planet.”
Liz: “He still doesn’t count.”
I told Dad that I was going to make him a website as well, and the title was going to be one of his famous lines. And liz goes,
Liz: “Well mine just says wait, what?”
Me:” Yeah like…Wait…what did you just say?” I was trying to help her understand why I titled her page that.
Liz:” That’s what I said. Wait what?”
Me: “I know. I’m explaining why I said, wait what.”
Liz: ” THAT’S WHAT I JUST SAID.”
I gave up.
Dad asked liz to pour him a half glass full of coke. So liz comes back 5 minutes later and hands him the glass.
dad -takes sip- “Dear God. what is this? flat crap?”
Liz: “I couldn’t find coke so i gave you rootbeer.”
Dad walks back to fridge and holds up coke bottle
Dad: “Gee liz. I guess the bottle that read Coke was really elusive!”