The alphabet

Liz: does H come after G

Dad: really?

Liz: SHUT UP I DON'T KNOW MY ABCS THAT WELL

Dad: YOU CAN SPEAK FRENCH BUT YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR ABCS?!

Liz: I don't even know my ABCs backwards -starts reciting them backwards-

Jorden: Oh boy. We'll be here all night.