Liz: “quick GIVE US SOME TRIVIA. WHO’S SMARTER?!”

me: “….where is India located…?”

Karian: ” South am-er-eeka”

Liz: “AFRICA.”

me: -just staring-

Liz: “i’m telling you, it’s africa.”

Karian: “SOUTH AM ER EEKA!”

liz pauses for a moment then ” OH I GET IT, YOU’RE SAYING SOUTH AMERICA. India is in canada.”

I finally give up and show them that India is not located in ANY of the places they said.